Ah, yes, just what I want, a group of 8 rats my level 1 party is struggling to take down suddenly get hallucinated into a Balrog and Terrasque.

I can understand for maybe punching something up a little, using it to help generate some NPCs or something like that, but anything more than that is just a no from me.

Why post game jetpack?

Every game is improved by having jetpack access at all times. Even better if paired with a grappling hook.

Do what Avalanche couldn’t with Just Cause, get it right.

Shit, I did the same shit back in the day. Where’s my helpful vision?!

Best I got was a half-coherent toilet telling me my life was following the same path as the log I just flushed.

This is also a problem rehabbers can face! Some patients just don’t want to go, they had the good life and absolutely refuse to wild back up. This is why minimizing direct handling and human socialization as much as possible is a key step.

It’s easy to see why people can think of wild animals like pets when you see them act like that. We all want the same basic thing, in the end. To be comfortable.

Well, on one hand, it’s the entirety of the Post-Soviet armory, which is a nice selection.

But on the other hand, it’s the Femboy Essentials, and you know what you need more than anything else in the zombie apocalypse?

Your very own Femboy! And they’ll need the essentials!

Their fault for being more edible than the rest. Get less tasty, maybe you’ll get a better name!

It’s genuinely a lot. EMPRESS has an ego, and has started shit with anyone they can. This ranges from other crackers, to repackers, to the people requesting cracks. They see themselves as the hot shit because “I’m the only one who can crack Denuvo”.

You leave Hammaw Mildred alone. She’s a wonderful woman, she just never got the smell out of her skin after the great Porksplosion of '62.

And remember to give her a honey glaze bath. She can’t do it herself anymore.

Back to the crib with you, it’s nap time.

Can we just go back to when they would admit they’re whiny babies with poor impulse control who have to use the easier options because they’re there?

I miss those days. It was still bullshit drivel from the spawn of Golgotha, but at least it was upfront.