Nephneph [he/him]

The lead vest at the dentist would be a lot more comforting if they didn’t put it on me and then stick a sharp thing in my mouth and then point a ceiling mounted x ray cannon at my brain and then leave the room to fire it

Is this a post about me turning 30? Cause buddy my knees are breaking down

The international whaling ban wasn’t until like 1985. Up until then boat’s all Over the world were blasting whales with exploding harpoons day in and out.

In fact Norway and Japan still whale. There is a video you can find of a Norwegian ship from a few years ago pulling a blue whale onto the deck and the size is just staggering.

Anyway :im-vegan: and if you’re not you support whaling

Very funny to imagine someone who thinks the comic is sad because in the final comic the cat is outside and now has access to hunt and kill endemic species of songbirds

Someone tell the Toronto police so they can get it off the streets

If that were me I would have simply landed the jet normally

Every south African I meet all immigrated here in the 90s ( for some reason) and are all super racist towards Maori

What a queen

I’ve tried using some different apps that lock my youtube or reddit off after a certain point but honestly if I want to use them enough I’ll just log in on another device or whatever.

Something I have found helps is just making my browsing experience shittier and shittier until it’s annoying more than fun.

For example I just logged myself off reddit and changed my password to something I immediately forgot . Now when I go to reddit it’s the shitty default subreddits and the awful default UI. The first 50 posts are all either about Ukraine or just videos of poor people fighting in McDonald’s. Now I hate it enough to never go there again for more than about 2 minutes.