NigelFrobisher

The real reason the Empire ended.

They should do a new statue of James Cook preparing for dinner in Tahiti.

Thanks, I hate it.

But that’s a cushion.

TV series are like Schrödinger’s Cat - if you start watching one, the very act of observation may doom it.

James’s favourite book ever is Charlotte’s Web. It’s also the only book he’s ever read.

I’m not wearing any clothes.

Moby Dick was Kane’s sled.

The retooled Joust game I never get around to working on.

People be always trying to invent Erlang.