Bananas have seeds. We’ve just bred them for hundreds of generations so the seeds are small and so soft you don’t even notice them.

Unfortunately, an appeal to the environment will never work with Smith’s voter base. It needs to be framed by their concerns: business, economy, and costs.

Oil is becoming less profitable, and the longer they stay focused on it, they fall further behind the rest of the energy industry. They were poised to be leaders, but they’re selling the future of their economy for a quick buck now.

This would be funny if you weren’t punching down, and if the people who make this kind of joke weren’t like 1500% more likely to be child predators themselves…

So I guess what I’m trying to say is… HEY FBI, CHECK THIS GUY’S HARD DRIVE