It’s not about playing a good guitar solo. It’s about announcing your guitar solo so all the drunk white girls go “woo” when you play it around a campfire at the beach

I usually have prophetic visions in my sleep but lately I’ve been dreaming about going back to college and cheating on my partner due to a feeling of underachievement. Maybe we crossed streams?

I got perma’d for shitposting :rosa-salute:

Just copied this post to r/AITA on :reddit-logo:. Let’s see how it goes

:party-sicko:

Edit: lol permabanned

Just posted this to Reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ndnv5i/aita_for_refusing_to_negotiate_with_my_brother/

Lost at :LIB:

That sucks. Same. I’ll run around my building to wake up if you will

Do you want to be sleepy?

I’m back, I’m a snack, and I’m eating at the soup kitchen this week so I can catch up on some bills. Thank the lord for free school lunches

Also, how is everyone?

I don’t even think we can imagine all the shit that’s gonna go down if the US starts to balkanize. But these seem like good guesses lmao