i have a bigger dick than sonic

If you want deep moral choices in games, look no further than Shadow™ the Hedgehog.

begone, impostor!

In order to keep Westopolis safe from Black Doom I need weaponry.

I advise you to do the same.

I don’t give a damn what you think, Sonic!

I’ve spent all my life searching for the Chaos Emeralds. And when I find them I’ll use them to destroy capitalism, once and for all!