I like that you linked the joke, then an article explaining why it’s funny

Why/how do people not drink water?

Think the chinese version is lying flat and doesnt have as many negative connotations afaik

Horses also cant do steep inclines well

Why one of my gfs is getting an orchiectomy

The international bourgeois will jetset until the last of them suffocate on their way to mars or w/e

I’m so pretty why is my voice so goofy

Where do I go to get the ammonia? Still haven’t inspected the body

Last time I had roommates there was an escaped prisoner on the news, and the piggies felt so unsafe they had people over for a watch party while some of the boyfriends dipped outside to ‘keep watch’

This is why the only media I consume is different adaptations of mo dao zu shi