Southloop [he/him]

What? So soon?! If only somebody would introduce some common sense run control, we could put an end to these out of control political campaigns!

Poor guys wouldn’t last a minute on Canopus.

Like, shit, none of that is attractive or exciting. What is this person even arguing?!

And then they wonder why pilot cardiovascular events have jumped 50% and spatial reasoning is tanking.

Teashader sunglasses and an amphetamine-fueled grin? Nothing more 90s than trying to be Natural Born Killers for marketing

The astral plane tribal chieftain bowling alley SonicWorld lore dump is peak post-Zooniverse/Mardi Gras parade. Almost as fun as “Eels” IMHO.

And Mighty Boosh.

So, is this a “Last Starfighter” kinda deal or what’s up?

I haven’t seen you mention the word “airbrush” so I don’t think the patient is beyond saving.

Yes, important step. And make sure you project these feelings onto your shared underage Indian girlfriend.