shouting out the rest of humanity as well (they don’t call me Conductor of the Universal Love Train for nothin) albeit a smidge less massive

calling me cringe is wrekcer behavior. criticizing my posts is fedjacketing. not thinking im handsome and cute is counterrevolutionary.

big, nay, MASSIVE shout out to the women & fembies out there. ya’ll give me the strength to get through my early day hung over and on 4 hours of sleep.

smelling like an electrical fire is the sign of a true proletarian, actually. you might say i sthink i say that i stink of solidarity. fuck the haters.

she was being classist!!

(I bring a total babe home & catch her side eyeing the fake blood still on my bathroom floor from halloweekend) it’s actually normal not to mop your bathroom for a month. your reaction says more about you, actually. you know what? let me call you a cab.

day 1 of a week+ of smelling like an electrical fire (my clothes smell like fucking melted plastic after going through the dryer yesterday). feels wrong even wearing this shit smelling like this but i cant exactly not wear clothes, society frowns on that. hopefully it’ll wash off next laundry day and the dryer won’t have a repeat of the same issue. this shit fucking sucks.

That’s goddam right!!

yeah fr, if it weren’t a one off i’d be all “am i the problem?” but none of my other things have gone that way, even my ex partner who im not on good terms with (understandable in that case)

sucky thing abt 3 day weekends for me is tuesday is my early day (8am start time) and i deeeeeeef slept til 11 today so i am deeeeeeeeef going out for another beer instead of going to bed now (past my bed time) and i am deeeeeeeeeeeef gonna feel like a zombie tomororw