TRAPSTAR_666 [he/him]

What a terrible website layout. The article takes up only 1/2 of the page, while the other half is just one big quote that drags as you scroll

:biden-alert: wait what

but I don’t get to tail behind the driver in front of me and shoot at him and miss and hit some bystander driver’s 5 month old child on the opposite side of the highway

Even if that’s true, who gives a shit? You can’t have infinite oil, more people die from cars, everyone wants to kill each other over parking, and gas fluctuates based on the whims of random suits

Yes, which makes the show La Casa de Papel much weirder, because the characters and movement they’re a part of is supposed to be anti-fascist, but they use Dali as their mascot

I always get a kick from these Common Dreams headlines

“Flavortown” was a nickname for the isolation pit by Blackwater mercenaries. They would force prisoners into a dark pit and force them to eat hamburgers and drink 7-eleven Big Gulps until they confess

Imagine being in a civil war led by podcaster commanders. The white army is at your door step and all your comrades are injured. You’re awaiting orders from the big boss, likely a broken arrow command. But during the last moments of your life you find out he’s too busy arguing with some 20 follower account criticizing him for not wearing a mask to the war room

Always treat information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton like the Hope Diamond

I googled it :gigachad-hd: