My friend has offered to essentially dress me up and help make an OLD profile for me. I’m hesitant, mainly because I prefer to wallow in misery, but I’m also tempted to say fuck it because I’m tired of wallowing in misery.

Still, these days no one wants to think about how they can’t smell or taste and I prefer not to get sick a trillion times. Not sure how I’ll navigate this.

My first girlfriend broke up with me because (according to her) we were going to college on the opposite ends of the state and there was no reliable transportation for us to regularly see each other. The railway that was supposed to be built to her school never got started :lukashenko-tired:

POW-MIA flag but it’s an ultrasound scan

I’m starting a company that can absorb the fetus’ physical activity inside a womb and generate energy. There is no such thing as a free lunch, kiddo.

Honestly, the pictures terrify me the most. Perhaps I’m being harsh on myself because others have said I look fine, but I feel like I look like the hyper detailed Spongebob drawings. I hate smiling and rarely does it feel natural lol. But even then, I have no interesting hobbies :biden-alert:

oh yeah for sure. It’ll probably make me even more depressed lol.

I know these people don’t genuinely believe in the snake oil they sell, but the idiots who do use it, oh man. It’s gonna shut down in 6 months, all the data will be sold to some liberal leaning ad company, and the data will be stolen by some Russian hackers 3 months later and a total of $5 million will be stolen

They had magic powers but won’t just manifest an infinite amount of money and food. It’s like how Joker can make trillions of yen in Persona 5 while in the metaverse or whatever it’s called, but his friend is still a starving artist lol

the country gets robbed and now they’re expected to pay with blood lol

I AM the papcy :unlimited-power: