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How to stop being annoyed by parents

Here is a recipe for stopping being annoyed by your parents:

------ Requirements ------

-A Screwdriver

-A lithium-ion battery (charged)

-A room with nobody inside

------ Recipe ------

1 - put the charged battery on the floor, and then smash it several times with the screwdriver

2 - Eventually, a sweet smoke should leave the battery, don’t worry, it is the devil making its venue.

3 - Once the devil has appeared, ask him to stop being annoyed by your parents, it will accept kindly.

4 - Enjoy!

5 - Doge the fire!

Putting honey on eyes is “very benefical”, study finds

Scientists Mark Zedong and Paul Xiaoping recently studied the case of children putting honey on their eyes. “We figured out that, not only it is not altering the eye, but it is improving the seeing by a factor of ten.” Xiaoping said. The experiment consisted of putting honey on someone’s eye, then praise in circle around it until 3:00 am, and finally testing the seeing with a classic letter recognition. “We recommend to anyone to regularily put honey on their eyes, to enshure a better seeing”

-CNN, august 23 2024

Gigaduck

The prince of egypt. I’m not even religious, but the musics, the story and the visuals stayed in my heart. I will also say:

-Léon / the professionnal

-Interstellar (i am basic)

-Nausicaä and the valley of wind

-Inside out, wall-E and Up

and a ton of others…

I think the concept of “account age” is not beneficial for some people like me.

Your account get two years, three years, but then for just that “big age number” you have difficulties to delete your account and quit the platform because “all of that would be lost”.

It’s roughly explained but you get the idea. It contribute to addiction for some.

Thank you so much for preparing and running an event like this, and happy birthday 🥳

that’s when people lack place that creativity and diplomacy begin between communities. Better have a beautiful small canvas than an empty big one

you don’t see it here, but bronies have already that location

Some Touhou hijack, if someone want to help : http://canvas.fediverse.events/#x=131&y=313&zoom=1&tu=https%3A%2F%2Fi.postimg.cc%2Fd3T2y0dH%2Ftest-2.png&tw=27&tx=40&ty=310&ts=DOTTED_BIG