This is just basic science

They might not, but I do

… what’s up with the pork fat?

Edit: was unaware Chechnya is a Muslim region. Y’all the real MVPs.

Who is that chinchilla based used? I keep seeing them, but don’t know why.

Socialism is when State Capitalism :maybe-later-kiddo:

…are they hiring?

$1 says after barely surviving the trip alone, he gets there and holds up with Russians because he can’t tell the difference.

“Oh God oh fuck I been shot. Let me pause. Let me just pause. Oh God. Hey, no, guys? I’m paused. Stawp!”

Be a lot cooler if he did

You can stop the wind. With a wall.

Which China is known for having.