Biden: Vote for Trump!

Liberals: It’s those damn leftists that got Trump elected AGAIN

Ya’ll

Jesus Christ

…the space raccoon?

The hell is a Lemmy?

I was hoping for a more Motorhead related answer, but this’ll do

. I feel so many of them could have rolled into any sort of left theory with proper intervention

That was me. I loved talking about aliens and hallow Earth (I know it’s bullshit, but still fun to talk about). Then 2016 started to roll around and everyone started talking about how Trump was gonna get rid of the elites. Motherfucker, the Yankee literally lives in a golden palace in the sky, he doesn’t give two shits about a backwoods hillbilly like you. Literally IS the elite. Him and the whitewashing of him in that sub is what we’ve been yelling about for years. The propaganda we’ve been making wild accusations about. I had to abandon ship after that.

Then it was a short ride down the Marxist rabbit hole.

It’s due to the grease in our diet

There never was a Virgil Texas

I wanna be one of the dudes tied to the front of the vehicle.

This is some high grade Shadowrun shit. Wake me when the blood magic starts.