Vlaedrynn [any]

TIL that Hallmark has created a billion fake holidays just to provide senators with stupid deadline excuses

Who the fuck needs to “get home for Valentines Day”?

Cuomo sucks Looked better compared to Trump Now Trump’s gone Nothing worse to compare Cuomo to Cuomo sucks

“Can we move this along? Some of us need to go home and jerk off.”

Republicans are basically a cult that throws virgins into volcanos to please the god of fortune.

As someone in recovery, thanks for holding your tongue haha I mean, you’re probably right, but still

Personally, I’m always more open to having a reasonable political discussion when I’m literally fucking freezing to death

Can’t wait to see all the headlines out of Mexico about a new string of serial murders

So uh, seeing as they aren’t going to pay us back… Should we go “collect”?

Snow-piercer level blizzards from NY down to TX, hurricanes in the gulf, hurricanes AND the eventual tsunami for Hawaii.

Alaska will become habitable.

Please use a NSFW tag when posting liberal scat porn