XinnieThePooh [none/use name]

A lot of people would compare the Han Chinese to Israeli Zionists, but they’re wrong. The distinction is, with our mongrels, after we seize their lands, force them into reeducation labor camps, and resettle their lands, we give them an opportunity to rejoin society (if they comply, lolol). Inner Mongolia, you’re next!

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New account. I’ll make sure to sign off with each post.

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Huzzah~! Reddit is the most important social media platform of the 21st century, and we OWN it! When we migrate back, the transformation will be complete.

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He has deep ties to the CCP, just like all the other oligarchs. It’s fine, we like to make a sacrificial offering every once in awhile so our foreign cheerleaders can point to it as proof we’re totally Socialist.

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Unbelievable hubris of the Americans to take offense to forced labor when their prisons account for a good chunk of their industry. We’re allowed to have our little machine elves too!

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This post does not adhere to our PR standards. Please rephrase the question without mention of “gay, porn, drag shows, queer, and tolerated” or we will reduce your social credit score. B-b-b-boop.

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This is it, folks. In the next 10 years, you’ll be faced with the choice of Western or Chinese capitalism. I promise our boot tastes better!

Bend the knee to Xi

In North Korea it hovers at 98%. Clearly it’s the most persuasive point to be made.

Speaking of which, there’s been a boon in 2% of the hard labor workforce, completely unrelated.

It’s wonderful too. In order to answer the survey, all the respondents who came through our Great Firewall knew their answers were being monitored. They knew to answer appropriately to raise their social credit score.

It always works out to mutual benefit.

There are plenty of options! They can either refer to their local consulate, their employer, the national registry, or the completely “anonymous” hotline. If someone provides resistance, I find if I continue repeating the question with a straight face they answer in the affirmative! Must be nerves!