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Zoift [he/him]

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They’re the little cellular hairs that sweep all the dust and mites and tar out of your trachea/bronchioles. Smoking literally burns them short/covers them in tar and they have to grow out again.

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EA-3167, or just like, several spoonfuls of powdered nutmeg.

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Easiest things is to wash/disinfect the surface before you carve, like give the pumpkin a nice bleachwater bath. Use clean tools & seal the cut edges with petrolium jelly or WD-40.

Long-term you probably could dry it as a gourd to preserve it, but it’ll shrivel up a lot and look like shit.

Formaldehyde/pickling would also probably work, but i imagine it’d get all mushy.

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Cilantro doesn’t taste like soap, it just tastes like ass.

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One of those is the macguffin everyone fights over, so no fighting. Instead one party will feel compelled to seek the other out, bring out their true form, and ask them to fufill their greatest wish. Its like you’ve never seen the show.

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