That’s the beauty of the american political landscape, if you aren’t one party you are automatically the other.

What luck, captialism is racing towards ending the world on it’s own

“As billionaire miners pay the price”

Sounds good to me.

Wow, that’s pretty nice actually. Too bad about the whole rest of the island

Sing God Save the Queen and end it with God save the queen because we’re coming.

Anyone got an archive link? Twitter took it down

Well I’m off to buy more bullets. It’s becoming increasingly clear that these people won’t be happy until we’re all dead.

As if that would EVER happen in real life

248,998 bot followers lol

That bastard Putin giving me exactly what I wanted!