and the george bush rug

also be careful around the predator drone rug

its 106,298,221 QD (quibi domini)

South Koreans are only allowed to have one haircut

My message to SPQR+ Romans: Vidi, audivi, celebravi.

*checks that my webcam is disconnected*

very funny imagining he’s talking about the other Star Wars though.

Falling for my summer RA

She everything my wife is not
Cheerful
Hardworking
Ebullient
Thin
Happy
We are talking nearly constantly during the day. She stops by my office three or four times with questions.

the MWII subreddit is talking about it as a rumor, so this is more than a shitpost

also the new character is from the Mexican special forces so…

Mrs. Conscience’s consciousness. Satur today, England in our country at the same time, don’t me sinners, my people saw in the street shooting themselves, is he divided, today a moment, remember that we can only be lucky once, you must always be lucky, is to love your Lan Heping. Fight the enemy to death.

I did this again but using bing translate which is much worse. Can you guess the original quote?