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Your honor, when I wished “a parody, in Minecraft” I meant it ironically

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The English have “eleven” and “twelve” instead of onety-one and onety-two so YOUR smug language is also full of weird inconsistencies, so there. I’m not saying French doesn’t suck but at least WE suck TOGETHER, you don’t get to ride a high, judgmental horse

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She’s truly the Arya to Jeanine Áñez’s Katniss

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At Ruth’s funeral:

-“Justice Sotomayor? You really don’t look well, are you OK?”

-“Oh, I’m sure it’s nothing… Just a little dry cough, I’m only 66, and anyway how bad could potential complications related to my diabetes really get?”

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This might be controversial but the nineties were not that great and there was nothing vapory about them, we just had slightly less access to information from randos and mostly access to corporate media so all the stuff you hate now was simply swept under the rug and absent from your media diet. And magenta+cyan is a gloomy, lifeless color scheme, only tolerable in rare small amounts

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Eating carbohydrates causes irreparable damage to the teeth, yet you need carbohydrates to live… Just brush your lungs, you can’t stop inhaling altogether but what you CAN control is your hygiene.

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Other hints:

  • someone who thinks like this would not know what “the internationale” is.
  • someone who used East Germany’s flag and Haiti’s flag would also know the flag of China
  • a Pelosi fan wouldn’t do “Nazis were the real socialists”, U.S. liberals think the Nazis were far-right, and a U.S. conservative would never put Pelosi in the “perfect balance” slot
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Picture your horny feelings as a hot throbbing marble in your loins, you want to make it stop but you have no one to quench it with cum and your force of will is not enough to just squash the hard marble. Instead you need to pull the marble up through your belly, your torso and your neck until it radiates inside your head instead, where you can harness its energy to make you an intellectual God. It worked for Ben Shapiro

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Yes… Ha ha ha… YES!

       -Sickos, 25/08/2020
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