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asustamepanteon [comrade/them, he/him]

asustamepanteon@hexbear.net
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IDK WHAT YOU MEAN, IT’S ALWAYS BEEN THIS HOT!

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Depends, at least they wear something.

I rub a stick of deodorant once armpits/chest/back, and 1 spritz of cologne center of my neck; at my last job, old honkies do be complaining about someone ‘smelling pretty’ in the office:

a) I’m doing, judging by Mexican standards (my cousins bath in Axe), the bare minimum for odor.

b) You should be praising God that you still had a sense of smell, YOU DUMB BOOMER! YOU’VE BEEN SENDING OUT EMAILS ABOUT HAVING TO ATTEND FUNERALS FOR RELATIVES THAT ABSOLUTELY DIDN’T DIE OF THE RONA!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

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hate existence for however long you need

good thing i never got ahead of myself and did such a thing

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I’m open to anything, actually

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Forklift certified chads, porkies, thumbs and landleeches laughing down at me

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Before the djentening it was great… Then the djentening happened: and I think TesseracT is the only one that I’ve liked.

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