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Not sure if this is going to increase or decrease people yelling at Naomi Klein on Twitter whenever they’re mad at Naomi Wolf.

A better world IS possible, but it’s probable that we’re fucked.

I can answer at least one of these. Beta Israelis are the people posting shit like this on Twitter.

The original Slim Jim factory was closed down on the same day that he died. His enemies clearly found the source of his power. 😢

Philadelphians have a skull shape that makes them naturally predisposed to throw batteries at people and set things on fire. It’s just that sometimes those batteries are thrown at the right people and the right things are set on fire.

Actually, I’d be interested to learn this too. My knowledge pretty much begins and ends with the MOVE bombing (an example of the wrong things being set on fire, to be clear).

In a shocking upset, AOC wins the 2024 Republican primary. The Red-Brown alliance is now real. Biden is easily defeated. Everyone gets healthcare, Xbox Gold, and all mods are sent to Gitmo.

Something sincerely nice, not icepick joke #328746279.

He was murdered with an ice axe, which is a significantly cooler way to be killed than with an ice pick. There, I said something nice.

It sucks that Carano sucks, because Haywire was actually a pretty solid action movie. The Mandalorian never really made use of her fighting skills anyway, though, so I’m sure her series would have sucked.

If she wasn’t so terrible, I’d almost respect her dedication to posting. They gave her so many chances, but she just couldn’t stop posting.

Apparently “being a Republican is like being a Jew during the Holocaust” is the line, whereas all of the transphobic and other shit wasn’t.