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Packing everything up for the camping trip starting tomorrow, really really hoping the spot isn’t packed to the shithouse (I’m of two minds about how busy it will be since so far this week I’ve notice everything’s not been super busy yet).

Spent the day in the sun, and despite taking precautions I’ve made myself sun sick… Smothering myself in aloe and climbing into bed with an ungodly amount of water.

Oh man, between a shitty work day and this weather I am a very cranky monkey this evening. Need it to cool off, and for my holiday to begin already.

Whelp! Lightening hit the street behind my place and knocked everything out for a minute, it was like ear piercingly loud.

I had a similar thought earlier ahaha

This is fkn ridiculous, was joking with the family about whether we hallucinated moving to Melbourne from QLD 10yrs ago.

Having an evap cooler when it’s humid outside is like standing under the sun to stay cool. At moment my little pedestal fan is putting it to shame.

Their bullshittery is well known. From the ensuing murmurs that went around after, no one ever takes them seriously.

I would love to because it was truly hilarious, but it’s too work-specific. Just know they’re probably going to keep very quiet for a while, hopefully. Also, the porky was in an area I am known for, and just about everyone who witnessed it knows that.

There’s a pathological story teller in my workplace. I was growing sick of it so I finally put them to shame today. They started bubbling and babbling and squirming so hard over being called out, and I don’t feel an ounce bad about it.

Pull a muscle under my jaw yawning, and now it sort of hurts to talk and my tongue aches.