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booty [he/him]

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thats just called hexbear and it’s where you are.

hexbear 1 was called chapo.chat and it really reeked. i tells ya, there were TWO stanky ass birds out there.

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For what it’s worth, I fully believe that Helltaker’s offline for legit reasons now. Whatever I think of the admin team at this point I don’t think they’d go quite that far. At this point my main theory became that they made the first or first few accounts, then someone else saw us speculating about who it was and decided to add fuel to the fire by copying the style.

Just another note while we’re on this topic, I fully expected to be banned the first time I made this public accusation. I am pleasantly surprised to still be here, and to still be able to stoke the flames of, uh, discontent or whatever’s going on here, with my persistent and at times aggressive comments. I’ve been very happy to see people finally talking about issues with the site’s management that I’ve been harboring for a long time and simply haven’t felt like it would be worth getting banned to bring up. It would be really embarrassing if one of the main issues I’ve been hanging on to turns out to be verifiably wrong, I am absolutely certain I’d never live that one down (if I somehow continued to avoid being banned over it). I think it would be extra funny if it’s somehow proven that this user I’ve been accusing actually isn’t even the other user I keep accusing them of being. All I can say is that I fully believe everything I’ve said, and all I want is dialogue in which everyone else can say the same.

I’ve never been wrong in my life, except all those times I somehow became wrong retroactively. Funny how that works, eh?

Anyway like I said I’ve been expecting the ban for days so it won’t surprise me if/when it arrives. I wish you the best of luck in your investigation, and seriously do let me know if it turns out fruitful so I can get that apology done.

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I’ve said this once before but I would like to state it publicly. I am a dumbass. Ive been wrong before and I swear to you all I will be again. If I can be proven wrong here I’ll apologize myself. I would hate to be in their position if they really are innocent lol

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I do think you’re very invested in this whole thing

Unfortunately, because you admins clearly are not. Instead of giving me a bunch of unsolicited lies buried deep in a thread where I’m just trying to put my thoughts out there without having to debate obvious bullshit, why don’t you reply to my top-level comment? It was like the third comment in the entire thread, it was a simple and natural and reasonable question phrased in a reasonable way. This comment chain down here is dead to you. I have already explained why I will not and cannot believe you, your story does not make sense. Give this one up, and try telling the truth about something for a change.

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As soon as the previous admins kindly hand over the ban button he’s fuckin donezo

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Also, honestly I feel like I’ve moderated enough of her comments to say I don’t really see enough resemblance to say it’s an impersonation either.

Oh ok, so you just think I’m a complete fucking rube who will believe whatever bullshit you make up. Come on. No one talks like that.

https://hexbear.net/comment/5609816

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Let’s say this statement is completely true. That still does not preclude the possibility that the first wrecker account (which was made on Friday) was the mod in question. The mod in question was actively posting only minutes before the wrecker accounts popped up. You expect me to believe that the mod in question coincidentally lost internet access at exactly that moment? At the moment that someone decided to impersonate them on alts? Come on.

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Not a hydra, remember this is a dork-ass loser. A slime, splitting in two each time you smack it.

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Nooooo I can’t believe you’re going to jail for posting uncensored peepee

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Definitely true. I was hoping that in the few years she’s been gone she’d have mellowed out a bit. Maybe in another few years

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