Thank-you very much for your servers.

Love from England (because it was the only working stable Lemmy instance that I could open an account on back in the day. It was only later that found out I’m the other side of the planet!).

Probably Ruby. For some reason … no, that’s a lie … playing with Exherbo, Gentoo and Funtoo, but mostly Exherbo, made me loathe Python. However, everyone in the data processing arena seems to use it, so I’m bound to have to change my ways eventually! For “Ruby”: read “Python”.

My days of needing high-speed low level languages are long gone. I learned C on Borland C++ back in 1990 to price derivatives on 386s. Loved it.

If I mess around with any language it’s for fun. I intend to commit suicide, when my time is done, by the percussive head trauma that learning Haskell will cause me.

Rishi Sunak and Keir Starma, to name but two.

Like using a puncture repair kit and duct tape to fix a condom after sex.

Just put one of the Linux distros on it that look like Windows. Install LibreOffice and lookalike programs.

And No, I don’t care why you think you can’t use Linux.

If you’re running Linux with the French language add-on installed, you can delete it:

rm -fr /

There’s a reason that I’m not a Twitter, X or Mastodon user. I’m not that kind of person. I think they should hand out free methadone if you can prove you’re an X user.

Lemmy (and Reddit) is separated into distinct communities too. You can avoid certain areas easily.

Does noone use glances anymore?

People who treat others who cannot benefit them well. For example, wait staff.