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Oh no, baby don’t cry 😢 come on, let’s turn that frown ☹️ upside down 🙃
You know I’m used to seeing absolute galaxybrain pissbaby takes from libs on things like this but even for them this is a real headscratcher. I suppose there’s really no level of mental gymnastics they are not capable of bending themselves to in order to rationalize a US capitalist dominated world order. If only we could harvest the energy from this red hot cognitive dissonance, climate change would be donezo.
Please, Xi, my people yearn for freedom
we can’t tell people to wear masks because it might scare them a little, it’s safer to have everyone constantly spraying a mist of infected saliva in each other’s faces
btw did you know nuclear war is actually quite survivable? here’s why we should start a nuclear war with russia 🧵 [1/49]
Them: Guys you’re just not thinking about this right, capitalism drives innovation. Just look at stuff like machine learning - we can literally teach computers to solve problems too difficult for us! Just imagine all the things we can do with this to make the world a better place!
Also them: Listen so we need a guy to monitor the output of our ML algorithms to tell us if the peons are getting uppity so we can fire all of them
healthcare pls
Recently I was talking to a buddy of mine about how shitty and inadequate the dems response to the whole USPS thing is and how everyone should be resisting encroaching fascism way harder and his response was basically “lol people voted for fascists what do you expect them to do ¯_(ツ)_/¯”. Like real talk how the fuck do you combat brainworms like this? “Sorry sweaty we can’t fight fascists unless we follow the rules”
He has good instincts any time I manage to frame something in a way that doesn’t trigger the neoliberal narrative he’s been fed his whole life, like when I laughed at people concern trolling over that wendys and he totally agreed it was shitty and dumb to be more concerned about that than the lives of people being murdered. But as soon as I try to expand that consciousness beyond generally dunking on wealthy elites and into a more broad and systemic understanding of how wealth and material interests contribute to all of this, especially if I ever criticize the dems and their place within it, he just shuts down and repeats muh electoralism shitlib talking points.
I eat as much as I can as fast as I possibly can until I barf then I eat that too