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One for the Morning Glory by John Barnes

The King of Elfland’s daughter, by Lord Dunsany

Instachill, microwave oven for cooling.

[flips safety off[

Here’s something even sadder. We only need history because human lives are so short.

30 years later she’ll still cringe remembering that time she lectured an adult about elevator buttons.

Last bits are: “Would you like to see files on”

“1. Secret moon base”

“2. Captured alien space craft”

“3. ELE asteroid headed for earth”

Sorry, they’re already doing it in Asia.

The lady in the picture doesn’t look like she’s charging anything.

Gary Larson probably identifies more with the dog than the woman, and wonders why anyone thinks this panel is funny.

Ranked before Italy. That checks out.