that color is not brown.

this is brown

It’s also lighter than actual green grass, which is where the rationale for white comes from. Yellow or beige is the most accurate

but it clearly didn’t tho

Less Agape

Beige males should only be allowed to have sex while agape (aka strapon sex)

Europeans and Americans

so just Europeans then

A woman produces only 400 eggs, so even at peak birth rate we were wasting 99% of our eggs instead of 99.5%

also every single ejaculate contains 250,000,000 sperm cells so almost all of our sperm were always being wasted.

why does Bloomberg not seem to care about this?

because its reddit

And now as a result, they are wet and wild and just ready for…stuff

It’s okay just harvest carbon-negative pork instead, they usually gather at concrete watering holes in urban/suburban neighborhoods.