This Building Looks Like It Was Designed In Microsoft Word

“On the rocks”

Or use the PolyamorySweet mod and only have to choose who you marry first

The chance of divorce is actually closer to 25% these days! Also, the original 50% figure was heavily skewed by people who had divorced previously, just FYI.

Source

Tuna!

Easier to get a job if you have a job. Probably should use the earnings to see a therapist to deal with the job application anxiety.

Or even “He has been…”

Crazy idea: pay them both more so the public doesn’t have to

Bad time for a typo. Can’t*

For those who are dumb like I am, the fine is one hundred thousand per day and not one hundred per day (the decimal threw me off)