His TV show was much like Last Week Tonight where it frequently just listed issues with Capitalism but unlike John, Adam finally just came out and said it.

The best part of JK being way too terminally online is you know she sees these videos and they make her blood boil but she can’t respond cuz then we’d all know she watches them which would be even more hilarious.

Speaking of cellphones, my family is switching providers and I’ve been informed I must choose between a Pixel 7 and an Iphone 14.

In a previous life I would’ve been very opinionated on this, but I no longer care about phones or about which company is more or less evil than the other.

So I ask, which phone do I pick? I’m currently using a gen 1 pixel, and the only thing I know about phones is my friends harass me for having the wrong color chat bubble?

I’d look up this myself but if I have to look at one YouTube video where one of the phones “DESTROYS” the other I might vomit.

Anyone used both? Does it even matter?

What does dancing underwear girl in the ushanka and half Tshirt have to say about this??

I would drive the shit out of this it looks comfy as hell

I worked with a guy who had a second job at an Atlanta Bread Company, they let him take shit home until they found out he was giving it to homeless people then they fired him.

“We would like to build resorts and let Holiday Inn employ you as wage slaves who cater to white people.”

:gigachad-hd: :fidel-sarcastic: “No.”

Me on my phone account taking a shit scrolling by every other comment looking for the comment I made earlier on my PC account: “HA!” updoot

“Honey you’ve been steaming to an audience of 1 for 10 years now maybe it’s time to move on.”

“Mom I’m gonna make it I used to have 0 viewers.”

“Ok well I’m not watching you lose elections in the HRE anymore. It’s 1450 you should be emperor of the entirety of Europe by now.”

You’re broke and you’re important enough to be sent around internationally? Fuck that place I’d be looking for new work.