innocent_bystander [none/use name]
its petty but the “nasi goreng fried rice dish” thing bugs me cuz hmmmm i wonder what nasi goreng translates to. anyway bro you are literally in the tropics theres cheep good tasting fruit and veg everywhere but that doesnt involve enough minum wage workers subject to ur whims ig
Yea in my post i wrote the same. they taste better that way dry with the packet, i just wanted to make it look like the picture on the pack for the post but failed pretty miserably probably due to being inebriated. if i post about treatums again it will be about the actual good ones these guys make that come in a tray (the cold noodle one slaps)
Tbh more ez work facing shelves means more better more oppoutinities to look busy and its easy to just put the candy bars back in the display than to clean crap off toilets and crap off the floor i support this keep making non messy messes so we can just put stuff back on the shelf instead of dealing with giant messes
I think this link works https://files.catbox.moe/7xa9td.png and no people I didnt take this in the void i just wanted to show it off. It got squished under my other stuff i was buying so thats why it looks so weird. I tried to make it look like the picture on the packaging bc i probably added too much water and I ended up putting green onions and tomato slices to try to make it look like kinda the pic on the packaging but i forgot to get a photo of that (is adding stuff to instant noodles a form of bourgeoisie decadence?) Anyway theyre fine just cheap instant noodles that you just pour hot water on but id rather eat them dry with the packet dumped on them dry crunchy but i might do a post of the other meals they make that are actually good
whats body art even supposed to mean? tattoo’s? face painting kids get at the fair? Raver body paint? makeup? stupid meme whoever made it
more coping seething and whining from me
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“I’m starting to get hangry at this point. Obviously, cashews won’t tide me over. We sit down at a little breakfast nook at the airport with avocado toast and beetroot hummus toast. Inflated airport prices always make me a little salty — this bread with frozen mushy avo should be wayyy cheaper and a lot more delicious”
OH NO AIRPORT FOOD IS EXPENSIVE. WHO WOULD OF GUESSED.
“We literally stopped in Singapore just to get his luggage before beginning our long journey to New York — so I sass him into paying for the taxis.”
sassy sassy!!!
“I weirdly love airport food.”
U JUST SAID U HATED IT
“Turns out we’re in a weird terminal and are stuck eating Subway sandwiches, which makes me cringe.”
KUH-RINGE!!! I WOULD NEVER EAT AT snorts scoffs SUBWAY /s
“I get a vegetarian foot-long sub with an interesting soy-veggie patty in it”
the passive aggression YOU MADE THE SANDWICH
“My partner winces in pain,”
GOOD.
“I stay behind, curled up in a big stressball trying to make last-minute edits on a social media calendar for a client who doesn’t understand how brutal 30 hours of travel is.”
BRUTAL 30 HOURS OF SITTING AROUND AND NAPPING AND GOING ON PHONE. NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND.
“PLUS they get served first. I nonetheless glance at the food menu to see if there’s anything worthwhile — nope!”
steve dillon punisher face reaction image
“Hello, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia! An adorably shy teenage wheelchair assistant waits for everyone to disembark the plane before collecting us.”
ADORABLE ARENT THOSE FUNNY LITTLE PEOPLE SO ADORABLE AND MEEK SO SHY
" I can’t wait for my mom to shower us with excessive amounts of food and a fancy dinner or two. I also can’t wait to go blow some of that money on concert tickets and bougie brunch in Brooklyn. "
steve dillon punisher face reaction image again
“Also, damn, how have I gone 13 months without Amazon Prime? I make a mental list of stupid crap I want to buy while I’m home and slowly lull off to sleep.”
whatever man
im not usually this mean spirited btw but this REALLY really really annoyed me