johnbrownwasright [she/her]

we can always change our minds later

I have a google alert for “kissinger dead” but false alarms every day, getting my hopes up for nothing ⏱️ any day now, my body is READY

I’ve been away a couple of days, did the federation happen? Also, lmao

here they come with their pronouns and big emojis. Tankies, all of 'em

It really is a striking resemblance

But it will be way funnier if Trump wins

Inflation can be defeated on shelter and food completely by simply sleeping in a Walmart parking lot and foraging for food out of dumpsters. I am very smart.

Sugar

Milk

Sugar

Sugar

Sugar

Milk

Sugar

Water

Water

Did I get that right?

Pssh I heard covid was over

Your pupils seem to be dilated and it looks like you’ve lost muscle tone in your legs. Did any strangers give you drugs? I heard in school that happens all the time