I have a google alert for “kissinger dead” but false alarms every day, getting my hopes up for nothing ⏱️ any day now, my body is READY

AND SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT THERE’S A WOMAN TO BLAME

BUT I KNOW

IT’S HENRY’S DAMN FAULT

when it happens there’s definitely gonna be a megathread right

or will the Local feed become flooded with posts about it