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One day the crabs will ring(media.discordapp.net)

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johnbrownwasright [she/her]@hexbear.net
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I have a google alert for “kissinger dead” but false alarms every day, getting my hopes up for nothing ⏱️ any day now, my body is READY

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ZapataCadabra [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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It’s been delayed so long that karma demands he die in a funny way.

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Flyberius [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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It’d be funny if he shat his guts out at some really important function.

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FunkyStuff [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Mitch McConnell and him should go on live TV until it happens. They’re both a breath away.

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emizeko [they/them]@hexbear.net
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this but the host breaks a pool cue in half and throws the two pieces in front of them

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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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That demon needs to find a new “bespoke submersible vessel” based hobby

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betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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AND SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT THERE’S A WOMAN TO BLAME

BUT I KNOW

IT’S HENRY’S DAMN FAULT

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BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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The Grim Reaper got a little confused too. That’s also why Kissinger’s brother is dead.

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Tachanka [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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don’t sell him short, he also took rides on the plane!

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