johnnycastaway [any]

What a bourgeois thing, taking water, and then building wasteful infrastructure to put fucking bubbles in it.

doesn’t mean its in water, boug.

pretending to be a cop even in irony, is p fucking gross, leftie.

are you trying to make me hate the english?

It’s fucking working.

kubrick stare

someone using rattle cans of krylon in one manner feels contrived, but using them in another fashion feels ‘native’?

imagine having nationalized feelings about spray paint.

she’s mighty mighty

F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F

did the onesie have a poop flap around back or do you think they had to strip down to drop a deuce?

I didn’t even think of that. and you know it wouldn’t be some Huggies shit. Probably cloth, dyed blue maybe? Some gilding, and definitely done up with ye olde bedazzler.