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I’m very constipated right now and on a cruise so this gave me a good chuckle of relief. Thank you.

Oh lord. That’s disturbing.

Or when they bring dead animals home and hide them there…

And either way it will be your last child.

I’m so moist right now.

Nobody:

Your brain: remember that time you said the wrong word in 1374?

Not everyone starts their evil business with a sizabke evil donation from their evil grandma.

Linus has never been the best communicator, but he usually speaks the truth. But this is just bonkers and wrong. Not everyone living in Russia has “ties with Russia” other than “they were born there”. If this is about sanctions, he could have still just told them that. But instead he just disrespected contributors completely and then double down in it by being xenophobic.

I do something similar on my bike. If I see that there’s not enough clearance on the other lane, and that the car behind me might want to squeeze past me 10cm away from me, I will boldly occupy more space to precent them from passing at without running over me.

That’s just not the same thing and doesn’t solve my problem.