oh fuck me this is April 2010 not April 2021. i’m reading this whole thing waiting for it to catch up to 2021 and fucking hell man

bulbasaur master race

oh my sweet summer child

need more details. what’s your diet like? do you workout 1hr/4days a week? do you take ETOH or anything else? how much water you put in your mouth?

i got plans for 2 figs trees, cucumbers, and many some other bush/wild shit like mint and rosemary

but i’ve got local area hook ups for all that shit anyway + blackberrys and bay leafs. it all grows wild by a local creek.

honestly ETOH is fucking super dangerous as is. i’m not about to take the next step and try something harder.

i got a iphone 7. no aux slot. i had already generally fucking disliked apple before this but that was the last straw

FUCK APPLE IF YOU BUY APPLE SHIT EVEN THO THERES OTHER OPTIONS YOU FUCK TOO

She shall receive… RED WINE

for me it’s actually Seasons 1-3 of The Office or Party Down.

if you haven’t seen party down i recommend just going to pirate bay and getting on it right now. shit is unparalleled. and by unparalleled i mean it’s very similar to the Office.

i considered it for all the reasons you’re stating

but there’s a serious risk of getting deployed if another major war breaks out. unfortunately fuck that.