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*teleports behind you* nothin personnel, reviewer 2
Israel has the most frequent elections out of 20 parliamentary democracies studied. The results speak for themselves. :vote:ing works.
vote right f***ing now if we could
honey, the Northern Ireland Assembly election is tomorrow and better bet your sweet unf***crustable a** I booked a plane ticket and bought some fake papers so I could :vote: in that election. Then I’m off to Schleswig-Holstein for the election on May 8th. If you are only voting on the first tuesday of November, are you really :vote:ing?
finding a doctor who’s lax with the requirements with the medical shitting card so I can recreationally shit
Obi-Wan Kenobi leaves a cantina, sensing the Force in someone. But no matter how hard he looked, he wasn’t able to find anyone, despite his great ability in the Force. Suddenly, unbeknownst to Obi-Wan, an astromech droid serving drinks at Jabba’s Palace is bumped into by Boba Fett, spilling one of the drinks from his tray. But before it can hit the ground, the droid, named R5-D4, is able to reach out with his mind and turn the drink back in its upright position and serve it to Jabba the Hutt; thankfully nobody had noticed what had just happened, as it had gone by so fast.
no longer canon. here’s the disney certified version:
The droids which included R5 as well as R2 and the protocol droid C-3PO were lined up for Lars to choose and he chose R5 and C-3PO. As Lars talked to the Jawas about the purchase, Skywalker began leading C-3PO and R5 towards his home. When R2 moaned, R5 reassured him that someone would buy him.
R2 then reiterated that the galaxy was doomed and told R5 that he was his only hope. Realizing how important R2’s mission was, R5 loosened the hinge on his head plate and redirected the lubricant into a mass just behind his photoreceptors. When that was ready, R5 purposely discharged the power, causing his head plate to pop off. This led Skywalker to think that R5 had a bad motivator. In his place, Lars instead purchased R2-D2, C-3PO’s companion and, along with the protocol droid, secretly a member of the Rebel Alliance. Only powering his auditory receptors, R5 heard R2’s farewell, thanking him for his sacrifice and that he would never forget him.
R2’s warning was proven right when Imperial stormtroopers stopped the sandcrawler and interrogated the Jawas about the two droids they had sold. While the stormtroopers blasted the Jawas, R5 played dead and was overlooked by the stormtroopers. Later, R5 recomposed himself and made a trek along the Jawas’ trade route in hopes of finding a new owner in the next valley and potentially finding the Rebellion.
