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I see what’s wrong here, they misspelled “Donger”

Yeah, reads more like a wikipedia article than a news article, like someone took several sources and told ai to combine the info. Facts are great, but they don’t make for a captivating read on their own. There’s a sweet spot for opinion/reflection without too much bias that makes news sources worth reading.

Crap, I think I accidentally addressed my comment to your upstairs neighbor (sorry, couldn’t turn down the opportunity to make that dumb joke)

I don’t get it… instead I get half a tree of unsolicited advertisements shipped to me each year that for some reason is my problem and not the post office’s!

Damn, a plague of insects. Gettin’ biblical, I like it!.. Just please no floods right now 🙏

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…

Getting in my car now, will see you in 20

That’s why we’ve forgiven Tom Hanks for that murder spree, we can’t lose him too

ROCK!!