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Hidden panel: guy on left saying “google it yourself, don’t expect me to have to teach you anything”

“If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis”

Give it a few years, they’ll be picking it up in middle school at least

My daughter has been scoring very high in math this year in fifth grade so they wanted to give her more advanced stuff to do, like moving into basic statistics. She isn’t having any of it though, she hates math and gets terrible anxiety from it. She just wants to sculpt and make puppets instead. Can’t say I blame her, I was the same way.

…yet I’d cherish a job where I’d just spend all day futzing around in R

The Onion’s TED parodies capture this dumb shit perfectly

[insufferable pedant mode] well no, because it would be the unreal 5 engine then, wouldn’t it

There’s a documentary that may help explain this, iirc it’s called Paw Patrol

Ehh, it stops being fun when you see your dreams crushed so thoroughly and so repeatedly. I do not miss academia, the little bit of time I spent in it.

You could easily fuck it up more. Like, shoot in the opposite direction, or shoot for the sun. Hell, you could just blow the rocket up altogether. Guys, it’s so easy to fuck it up waaayyy more.

Ehh, irony went out the window there when Kaitlin “gun fetishist pants-shitter” What’s-‘er-name went around screaming for attention

I think they do this because they know KSU’s history

Like he even read the response