As if online shopping substitutions aren’t already a lottery.

In all seriousness though, better something more recyclable like a beer can than those plastic pouches. There should be a law that says if packaging doesn’t need to be plastic then it shouldn’t be. Bring back metal toothpaste tubes, glass milk bottles, and those weird waxy paper bags they used to have inside cereal boxes.

I’ll get my walking stick and see myself out.

Something I’ve discovered as I’ve gotten older is “wrong glasses” is both a legitimate issue, a great excuse for any fuck ups.

It depends how the retailer is set up for this. What should happen is that they don’t charge VAT on goods over £135. You will then pay VAT plus a handling fee on import. What you might find is that some retailers don’t know how to handle this, and will charge you VAT and you’ll also be charged UK VAT by HMRC.

But it will have a banging soundtrack

Sure.

Did it though?

To avoid you clicking into the hellscape of The Express… It was the top of a mountain peeking above the clouds.

Fair

They’re always doing this pish. I once accidentally bought one that had popping candy in it and it was boke.