Bit idea:

NSA/CIA agent spreading your fromsoftware fake news because he thinks it’s real. Rumor mill spreads around between government bois and investors lose confidence and cause a real bankruptcy.

Reminder not to dox yourself.

Jokes on you lib, ready theory is my idea of fun.

Gabumon deserved so much better than Matt. I know he was looking out for his lil bro half the time, but Matt always walked all over Gabumon when the going got rough. And Gabumon literally gave the guy the skin off his back.

Synthesis.

I used to be subbed to it back when there was still some essence of parodying patriotism. I’ll admit at the time I was still a US stan, so I didn’t really care about the unironic stuff. Comments were usually more in the vein of “I am willing to critique America, but here are the things I love about it too.” Heck I probably wrote some.

But then it got fashy fast.

He’s also like a techo-Kulak, a landlord of a massive section of this new cyberspace world that techbros like me are creating for him.

He’s just a Kulak. Bill Gates is one of the biggest owners of land in the US and the biggest in ranching land. I do like your description of Gates and co trying to carve up cyberspace for their own rents, very good language for describing an abstract concept. Libertarians love him, but the only reason he is so rich is because the government enforces his ill-gotten gains.

I actually got my friends into it, but by the second day IRL they blew past me. I don’t like playing videogames every day of the week, so I get a lot of FOMO when I do play it. Monkey’s paw situation.

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Appreciate it. BTW it happened on that comment.