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Functional programming and oop aren’t necessarily antithetical to one another. There’s no reason your functions can’t return objects that are instances of classes with their own methods. You just can’t mutate, but that doesn’t mean you can’t use OOP.

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“we are having a baby”

"Yes dude! I am so glad you had sex once! High fives!

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Only every time I peg myself with organic produce.

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Better work harder, slaves, or I’ll replace you with a cotton gin.

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Damn he ㄥㄖ几几Ꮆ

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I sat next to her on the delta shuttle from NY to Boston once. This was after star wars. Her dad drove her to the airport. He seemed sweet.

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Fort Lee represent!

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She was Anita’s childhood friend, so she was probably in her late 20s. She was just skinny, and dressed like an old lady because that movie was made when that wasn’t considered dressing like an old lady.

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Ursula’s got way more sex appeal. Velumptuous curvature and tentacles is my fetish. That’s not even taking into account that she can change her appearance with magic.

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