Me when I open an automotive dealership for lithium powered vehicles in the Bluegrass state

Yeah 🙃

I am trying not to text my ex but it’s getting harder every day. The dudes she’s been with for the past three years is really abusive, hits her and yells at her and shit. They’ve broken up several times but they live together and she caves and stays with him. I want to be a home wrecker but I also know she’s not going to leave him, so it’s really not worth thinking about

I literally have multiple amazing people who want either short term flings and long term romance with me but I can’t stop thinking about my dang ex 🤬

:chefs-kiss:

All gecs is good gecs but this is the most mid song on the album

🎶I’m waking up to ash and dust, I wipe my ass and slap my nuts 🎵

wanna throw one out for non-homo sapiens hominids. That also might be why you get the “smash / kill” feeling when the uncanny valley kicks in

That’s what the afterlife is for, comrade. Rest assured Ammut has likely taken care of that for you already.

I thought it was alright! Cheesy but light and fun.