Hey dudes, it’s me! Sonic!
This place seems pretty tubular, but be careful of those drugs! Way past cool! Aww yeah! Righteous! Radical! Sex with your dad! Woo!
I can’t hear, my eardrums collapsed from the g-force because I’m too fast! Aww Yeah!
That’s too bad, the song is literally about the situation you were in. Probably would have been motivating.
6 points
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I thought you didn’t take drugs sonic, who knew you were just a regular blue hedgehog railing lines of speed all day after all.
