Hey dudes, it’s me! Sonic!
This place seems pretty tubular, but be careful of those drugs! Way past cool! Aww yeah! Righteous! Radical! Sex with your dad! Woo!
That’s too bad, the song is literally about the situation you were in. Probably would have been motivating.
6 points
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I thought you didn’t take drugs sonic, who knew you were just a regular blue hedgehog railing lines of speed all day after all.
