Look, we all know your old pal Sonic doesn’t need any advice on how to be cool. This hedgehog invented cool.
But, let’s say a hedgehog was feeling a little washed up. Not me, but some other, less cool hedgehog. Let’s say he had a hard time staying cool after the 90s’. What advice would you give him on how he should reinvent himself to stay relevant in the 2020s’?
Again, totally not me. But I’m too cool to tell him myself so I’ll let you nerds do it for me and I’ll show him this later.
Sonic, Sir, you have to let the world know that woke anti-fun SJWs canceled you because Sonic 06 is such a good game. Don’t let them control the narrative, saying that 06 is pants, sir.
Sonic 06 was a massive disappointment lol. Didn’t help that it was one of the first games released for the PS3
First of all, how dare you? Sonic 06 was a masterpiece. The part where sonic clips through the ground and falls to his death over and over is the piece de resistance!
