Look, we all know your old pal Sonic doesn’t need any advice on how to be cool. This hedgehog invented cool.

But, let’s say a hedgehog was feeling a little washed up. Not me, but some other, less cool hedgehog. Let’s say he had a hard time staying cool after the 90s’. What advice would you give him on how he should reinvent himself to stay relevant in the 2020s’?

Again, totally not me. But I’m too cool to tell him myself so I’ll let you nerds do it for me and I’ll show him this later.