Jaime pull that shit up

right? that would be like of the last things i’d fight. i mean there is never just one chimp either, they always are in packs and they would fuck you up

I’m fairly sure it was an urban legend but when I was in Africa I several times heard a story about a french soldier who tried to put a t-shirt on a baboon and literately got his arm ripped off. And chimps are about the same strength. Not to mention they have fangs like over an inch long.

As I recall, chimps usually go for the face and genitals first. I remember there was a rash of chimp attacks several years back, and I learned more about chimp attacks than I really wanted to know.