Jaime pull that shit up

right? that would be like of the last things i’d fight. i mean there is never just one chimp either, they always are in packs and they would fuck you up

I’m fairly sure it was an urban legend but when I was in Africa I several times heard a story about a french soldier who tried to put a t-shirt on a baboon and literately got his arm ripped off. And chimps are about the same strength. Not to mention they have fangs like over an inch long.

As I recall, chimps usually go for the face and genitals first. I remember there was a rash of chimp attacks several years back, and I learned more about chimp attacks than I really wanted to know.

Probably stems from their perception as being slow and lacking agility.

Lol a single swat from their trunk and all your ribs are broken. And if your bare handed I doubt they would feel anything less then a punch from a pro boxer even then it would just piss them off at most.

Correct order there is grizzly bear, Elephant, Lion

Grizzly bears aren’t a joke.

Honestly any large herbivore is gonna be way more trouble than a predator, because they categorically do not give a single fuck and will murder you for the share joy of feeling your skull mashed to pieces under their feet.

You ever seen a hippo eat an entire watermelon in one bite?

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they’re cute. i wouldn’t want to hurt one.

idk but if I meet one I want to marry them.

My immediate thought is that it was a survey of either 50 or 100 people, and after the first question an additional 1-2 women decided “lmao fuck it” and just started to answer each question with “yeah sure,” explaining why there’s a constant floor of 8% after the first question.

if someone called me to do this survey i would absolutely pretend like i can beat all of them besides the rat because i think im hilarious i guess